Celebrating Awkward Human Interactions

Hipster Haiku by Siobhan Adcock

Thanks, Aunt Polly. But
Chili's gift certificates
Are no good to me

My sardonic wit
Doesn't tranlsate in e-mail
That's why I'm alone

Yes, my hair is streaked.
Yes, it sure is "different."
Yes, yes, Uncle Mike.

I'm a regular
The bartender knows my name
I'm lonely inside

If there's a bald man
In a Lower East Side bar,
It is David Cross