More Hipster Haiku for You

All Haiku by Siobhan Adcock.
[All dedications by Kj]


[For Seth and Garth, (pre-Grant's Parlor)]

Calvin and Hobbes tat
Phish T-shirt, stink of incense
Can’t rent with this guy


[For Niegel and MYSELF]

Seeking freelance gigs
To make rent, I scroll, hopeful.
Shit. All internships.


[For Sarah Gancher and maybe for Garth too]

A bar’s authentic
Only if it contains some
Old Polish guys, drunk


[Definitely NOT for Kim]

Thank you, ReadyMade:
Now I have something to do
Sundays, besides nap.


[For Katrina (and most of us)]

Gone, gone are the days
When we spoke derisively
Of nine-to-five jobs.


[A definite Kj one]

Want to see my place?
It’s furnished with found artwork
Like this traffic light